Constantine was euphoric! It was amazing! When he left off to work, he wrote on a piece of paper:
“I may have found something. It’s sweet. Life will change. There will be money, lots of it!”
And, in a hurry, he added “Bye!” instead of the usual “Love, Constantine.”
His wife read the note over and over again and panicked. For the life of her, she could not understand what was happening. He was leaving her for a younger woman, she thought, with her heart broken. He, well, he was talking about saccharin.